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Started by bnowlin, July 08, 2022, 12:59:55 PM

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bnowlin

So a priest and rabbi develop a friendship of sorts over the course of serving the same community for many years

one afternoon sitting on a park bench the priest says to the rabbi

"I know this is a deeply personal question, and its okay if aren't comfortable answering, but did you ever try eating pork?"

the rabbi looks down at the ground in shame and says "yes...to be completely honest, I once ordered room service breakfast and it came with bacon, I was all alone and tried a little"

the rabbi then asks his own question "since we're revealing secrets here friend, let me ask you, did you ever sleep with a woman?"

priest looks at the ground in shame and replies, "yes...I did...when I was first out of the seminary I was tempted by a young parishioner and in my weakness I gave in to temptation just that once"

The Rabbi nods to show he understands and says "it sure beats the hell out of pork doesn't it?"
Bobn

Loren


steveoh

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Septicdeath

The three lies of a cowboy.

I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.
This truck is paid for.
I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

steveoh

Quackenbush .58 Outlaw
Shooting Chairs
Vallejo Ferry Schedule
DAQ .458 LA Outlaw Rifle
DAQ .58 LA Outlaw Rifle
FX Streamline .25
FX M3 Impact 700mm Sniper .25
Benjamin Bulldog .357
QB-79 .177
Crosman 1322
Crosman 1377 - HoRodded 10 FPE
Diana Model 27 (childhood airgun)
Tolman Skiff
Airgun Calculator

bnowlin


Steelhead

Sheep are also liars. Worse than horses or pigs even.
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bnowlin

Yeah, but pigs will squeal on you. ::)
Bobn

Alan

Question: Why do "real" cowboys wear sloppy-fitting boots!
Alan

I have a Hill EC-3000 compressor. If you're a fellow Guild member, and you pass through Roswell, NM, I'll fill your tank as a courtesy (4,250 PSI limit).

bnowlin

I don't know, I've always called them goat ropers. Why do they?
Bobn

Alan

So they don't overfill until they're finished.
Alan

I have a Hill EC-3000 compressor. If you're a fellow Guild member, and you pass through Roswell, NM, I'll fill your tank as a courtesy (4,250 PSI limit).

bnowlin


T3PRanchAGS

Oh man I was expecting Ice Cream!  ???