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My girlfriend told me that I'm a sex machine

Started by Steelhead, December 18, 2022, 07:14:29 PM

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Steelhead

December 18, 2022, 07:14:29 PM
As I was leaving to go fishing Saturday morning, my girlfriend looked at me and told what a sex machine I was getting ready to go at 4:30am.

Actually, her exact words were 'You are such a total f@#$ing tool!' but I know what she meant.
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Alan

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December 19, 2022, 05:23:10 AM
No doubt in my mind!
Alan

I have a Hill EC-3000 compressor. If you're a fellow Guild member, and you pass through Roswell, NM, I'll fill your tank as a courtesy (4,250 PSI limit).

steveoh

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December 19, 2022, 06:07:52 AM
Hahaha!
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December 19, 2022, 07:54:39 AM
Even my wife liked THAT one!....  ;)

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December 19, 2022, 08:30:42 AM
If this is true, please change your name to.... SteelTool!
Alan

I have a Hill EC-3000 compressor. If you're a fellow Guild member, and you pass through Roswell, NM, I'll fill your tank as a courtesy (4,250 PSI limit).

bnowlin

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December 19, 2022, 10:18:07 AM
Wishful thinking ::)
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