Author Topic: Snowman Alert !!!  (Read 364 times)

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Snowman Alert !!!
« on: February 04, 2018, 03:31:22 PM »
It’s been snowing all night.  So the morning goes like this;
 
8:00   I made a snowman.
 
8:10   A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
 
8:15   So, I made a snow woman.
 
8:17   The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
 
8:20   The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
 
8:25   The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
 
8:28   I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
 
8:31   The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
 
8:40   Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
 
8:42   I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass"
 
8:45  Local TV news crew shows up.  I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?  I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
 
8:52   My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
 
9:00   I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
 
9:10   I am asked if I have any accomplices.
 
9:29   A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
 
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the Country we live in today!

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Re: Snowman Alert !!!
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2018, 04:44:47 PM »
Hahaha, that’s funny and sad at the same time.
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Re: Snowman Alert !!!
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2018, 07:34:09 AM »
There is a vaguely similar story about a man, his son & a donkey. The moral was: You can't please everyone & only a fool tries.
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Re: Snowman Alert !!!
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2018, 11:27:50 AM »
Or.... You can't win for losing!

Or... Sometimes, it is best not to get out of bed!
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